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Yo mama so scary

she makes people evacuate *into* hurricanes.

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1. My friend asked me if I knew what classical Japanese dance-drama is called.

I said noh.

2. I got ghosted by an airhostess

Never fly Malaysian airlines.

3. What did the redditor say when they found an exploded mail bomb?

Wow, this post blew up!

4. What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

5. I used to play piano by ear

But now I play with my hands

6. Two country boys

We're walking down a dirt road when they saw a sheep caught in a fence. Cleatus said, "I wish that was one of them playboy bunnies." Joe Bob replied, "Shit, I just wish it was dark!"

7. Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

8. Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mum only carries one baby photo in her wallet.

Because if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal.

9. Why are meals cheaper and more nutritious if they are prepared by a French man?

Because they're homme-cooked meall.

10. Why can't you hear it when a psychologist goes to the toilet?

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